When chatting to a dear friend about the type of boys that I
tend to be drawn to, he scoffed, “You basically want to date Bart Simpson” and
in all honesty, there are few qualities a man can posses that are as attractive as skateboarding skills. Hang kindness, the ability to provide and chivalry; give me a boy
with a longboard any time. Anyway, unpalatable as my preferences may be, it has
come to light that this fascination with Bart Simpson goes waaaay deeper, from
affairs of the heart to affairs of my wardrobe. Perhaps it’s an attempt to
recapture my youth in a way which does not involve a jar of cream with wild claims
about anti-aging, who knows? But for
some reason I have found myself dressing more and more like Bart.
It started with a pair of denim culottes, which we all know are really just Bermuda shorts with ideas above their station. Next came t-shirts, which look as though they were designed for the not-so-fair sex. And now, a collection of trainers, which given that I do zero exercise, I have absolutely no business owning.
It started with a pair of denim culottes, which we all know are really just Bermuda shorts with ideas above their station. Next came t-shirts, which look as though they were designed for the not-so-fair sex. And now, a collection of trainers, which given that I do zero exercise, I have absolutely no business owning.
Anyhoo, with that off my chest, here are the best of a Bart
bunch, just in case you’re similarly perverse. Kawabunga dudes.
Longboarding and skateboarding are totally different! :p
ReplyDeleteBoys look hot doing both though 😜
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