January 8, 2015

That's Not Me - Fashion Remix


New year, new spirit animals. While there will always be space in our conjoined hearts for BIGBANG, we have fallen and fallen hard for Skepta and his brother Jme. Our ardour is quite a lot as a result of That's Not Me, which we implore you to listen to! Only thing is, when we do so (on repeat) we can't help but hear ever so slightly different lyrics -- 
Hold your nose, close your eyes and dive headfirst into the imaginary world where Siobhan and Miriam are Grime artists (@_@)

What do you mean, what do you mean?
Yeah, Siobs
One line flows, yeah I got some of those
You get me Miri? Easy!
Nah!

Nah, that's not me
Act like a basic bitch, that's not me
Monogrammed bags, nah that's not me
Bodycon dresses, nah that's not me
Yeah, I used to wear Lipsy
Put it all in the bin cos that's not me
True, I used to look like you
But dressing like a mess, nah that's not me

V1
Return of the Mac
It's still on trend, just like TuPac
Shoes in the shoe rack, shoes in the back
Wear socks and sandals, everybody's like brap
Flashback to bootcut jeans at the Gap
Now I'm in the front row looking at the dress rack
Dainty gold chains and the dinos are back
Unfollow me? Nah, you don't wanna do that
Anytime you see me wearing makeup like MAC
Girl better know I ain't injecting up like Kylie
Put on this eyeliner till the tip is empty
I know you get what I'm saying, get me?
Love for the brogues, always on trend
But we don't love no heels in the ends
Last time, I fell in love with a Loubie
But trust me, I will never do that again

Chorus
Nah, that's not me
Act like a basic bitch, that's not me
Monogrammed bags, nah that's not me
Bodycon dresses, nah that's not me
Yeah, I used to wear Juicy
Put it all in the bin cos that's not me
True, I used to look like you
But dressing like a mess, nah that's not me

V2
See us, sparkling on the approach
Prick, wanna try and put Miri in Coach
But no, basic, don't wanna be one of those
Text with emoji, you will get one of those
One of a poop face, followed by a rose
I don't really care 'bout your belfie pose
Take your boy, no nookie, no blows
Two minutes in my bedroom and I'm wearing his clothes
Girls too much contour, girls too much fuss
Looking at me, Halfricans only need blush
Girls in awkward pants, girls not wuss 
Only tough ladies can sit around us, that’s us
I don’t want to see Tori Burch logos
Girl talk shit, I just smile and flush
I’m looking for a boy - super, stylish rapper
Who doesn’t dick about like Bieber does 

V3
From day one I said I was serious
Then "serious" hit the blogspot,
People ask what kinda fash blog I make
Unicorn in mom jeans coz, that's what
I don't wear no big deep V's
I only show my skin in a crop top
You'll never see me drinking from a white cup
Cos Starbucks coffee nah that's not me
Nah, that's not me
Nah, that's not
When I'm on street any day
Got randos asking, "Where'dya buy that?" non-stop
See me and Siobs in an Insta, with Valencia on top
There'll never be a day when I don't write blog posts
cos silent, nah that's not me

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5 comments

  1. OMG I LOVE IT!!!!!!! My cheeks hurt, that's how hard it made me smile and giggle! Keep it up my darlings, I'll be the 1st one queuing for your EP #FanGirl xxxxx

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  2. Freddie, you're the absolute best <3

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  3. Everything about this is perfect.

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